Don’t ever fall in love with me. I will learn how to do origami just so I can make you a swan every morning and lay it gently on your forehead so when you wake up and roll over you crush it and feel bad that you did that. Don’t ever fall in love with me.
how did i even survive back in 2011
does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
What if they fall asleep by accident though?
then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
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why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
Starry Night (detail)
Vincent Van Gogh
Oil on canvas, 1889
I’m deleting my snapchat