scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

prince-rylie:

being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

how to make children

• put the thing in the thing
• wait for a little bit
• baby

because-youre-already-dead:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

tried so hard not to reblog this.

jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid

vaspim:

According to sources, it costs about $20,000 to hire an assassin so if you ever think you’re worthless, just remember you’re worth $20,000 to someone out there. Happy holidays guys

“sources”