officialunitedstates:

Don’t ever fall in love with me.  I will learn how to do origami just so I can make you a swan every morning and lay it gently on your forehead so when you wake up and roll over you crush it and feel bad that you did that.  Don’t ever fall in love with me.

Oct 19th / 36,850 notes †

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

Oct 19th / 237,161 notes †
ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

Oct 19th / 115,398 notes †

walkthelonelyroad:

does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

Oct 19th / 78,873 notes †
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luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

Oct 19th / 823,223 notes †

dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

Oct 19th / 354,399 notes †

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

Oct 19th / 539,928 notes †
goddamnitriot:

diendane:

I thought this was a latte.

it is a catte.

goddamnitriot:

diendane:

I thought this was a latte.

it is a catte.

Oct 19th / 198,996 notes †

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

Oct 19th / 38,720 notes †
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theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

Oct 19th / 93,154 notes †

kevbot96:

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

Disappointment

Oct 19th / 122,229 notes †

whorchacha:

Starry Night (detail)
Vincent Van Gogh
Oil on canvas, 1889

Oct 19th / 18,796 notes †
thatfunnyblog:

I’m deleting my snapchat

thatfunnyblog:

I’m deleting my snapchat

Oct 19th / 36,670 notes †

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