She looks sad. She looks angry. She looks different from everyone else I know—she cannot put on that happy face others wear when they know they are being watched. She doesn’t put on a face for me, which makes me trust her somehow. Matthew Quick, Silver Linings Playbook  (via asimetricna-vagina) Sep 2nd / 8,145 notes †

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My eyelids are heavy,
but my thoughts are heavier.
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cinematic masterpiece

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Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart. (via acceptvnce) Sep 2nd / 247,661 notes †
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
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I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch


he literally has all of the same powers as stitch


He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like


you know what sounds good

a sandwich

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sometimes you just gotta suck a dick

aren’t you straight..?

*sucks dick nervously*

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Everyday Magic


But think about this:

  • a witch who does knot magic braiding spells into her hair
  • or tying it into his tie or shoelaces
  • a witch who does technomagic putting a reminder on their phone that contains a good luck charm
  • a kitchen witch making a memory spell in pancakes to help their kids learn and retain stuff from school
  • an enchanter/ress putting anti-bullying pins on their childs’ backpack
  • a musicwitch humming happiness charms all day long
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The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

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