You know what I’m gonna’ do? I’m gonna’ break off an extra large branch of mountain ash, wrap it in wolfsbane, roll it in mistletoe and shove it up your freaking—

Jul 23rd / 15,694 notes †

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs
Jul 23rd / 343,765 notes †

no1left2blame:

I wanna make you laugh but I also kinda wanna make you moan.

Jul 23rd / 2,043 notes †

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

Jul 23rd / 294,364 notes †

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

Jul 23rd / 908,012 notes †

swag-canada:

eggplont:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOR

PUNS

i red it on the internet

it fucking blue me away

Jul 23rd / 233,103 notes †

castielscamander:

can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass

Jul 22nd / 970,666 notes †
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I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways. (via highrapunzel) Jul 22nd / 341,269 notes †

“You are the moon of my life. That is all I know.. and all I need to know”

Jul 22nd / 7,002 notes †

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

Jul 22nd / 432,070 notes †
I foolishly thought that you would always choose me because I knew that I would always choose you. A.K  (via yudoku) Jul 22nd / 985 notes †

au8:

listoflifehacks:

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All I can think of when I look at the last one is

Jul 22nd / 77,065 notes †

rebuy:

*jokingly hits on u but means it 100%*

Jul 22nd / 32,806 notes †

I just want to cuddle someone till things get inappropriate tbh.

Jul 22nd / 30,326 notes †

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