*asks you about your day while fucking you missionary*
somebody said it
We still haven’t fully recovered from discovering the edible monstrosity that is the World’s Largest Gummy Worm, and yet the nightmarishly awesome potential of gummy candy continues to unleash even bigger creatures. Behold the seemingly endless sugar rush that is that the 26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python made by Vat19.
"Tipping the scales at nearly 27 pounds, this huge candy snake packs over 36,000 calories into its nearly 8-foot-long frame. Boasting incredible details including intricate eyes, extensive and blended coloring, ridged coils, and thousands of individually carved scales, the Party Python will steal the show at any party."
Should you decide to splurge on this sweet monster serpent, we suggest buying some gummy rats as well to see if the Party Python with eat them before you eat it.
Available here in Blue Raspberry & Green Apple or Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry flavor combinations.
- Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
- Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
- Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
- Side four: porn.
- Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
I thought the original version made my heart ache but Ed Sheeran’s voice just makes it hurt even more.
Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
I’m trying to be better about not comparing myself to women in magazines, TV Shows and mass media in general, but it happens.
This song makes me happy, and is going to be a great little boost when I’m feeling a little bottom-heavy