You know what I’m gonna’ do? I’m gonna’ break off an extra large branch of mountain ash, wrap it in wolfsbane, roll it in mistletoe and shove it up your freaking—
how to get a thigh gap
- put a guys head between your legs
I wanna make you laugh but I also kinda wanna make you moan.
everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
Turquoise is the best colour in the world.
It’s cyantifically proven.
you fucking didnt
i red it on the internet
it fucking blue me away
can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass
“You are the moon of my life. That is all I know.. and all I need to know”
god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
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All I can think of when I look at the last one is
*jokingly hits on u but means it 100%*
I just want to cuddle someone till things get inappropriate tbh.