princekind:

ask-bobbi:

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

*wiggles antennas*;3 

what the hell are you 

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budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

Jul 26th / 627,009 notes †

foodtrucker:

waking up and getting up are two very very different things

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realthugjay:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Jul 26th / 144,914 notes †

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

Jul 25th / 183,268 notes †
shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT


Are we not going to talk about how there’s definitely more than 11 cows what the fuck

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

Are we not going to talk about how there’s definitely more than 11 cows what the fuck

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pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

Jul 25th / 688,804 notes †
n0o0uran:

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

n0o0uran:

  • Edward Scissorhands (1990)
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dirtsbag:

do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself

Jul 25th / 224,945 notes †

apushandarush:

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

Not sorry

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bennydeancastiel:

taint-it-up:

he’s adorable when he isnt brutally murdering people

He’s adorable period

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mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

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