i keep forgetting that some of you have accents so you probably read my text posts in whatever accent you have and that’s weird
This is so cute
this is how you family
Look at the baby’s face it already thinks that it’s parents are weird
why did i let tumblr talk me into watching this show: a biography written from the fetal position on my bedroom floor
At least it’s not your bedroom ceiling
how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
The Plaque Series
The concept art of Jenny Holzer.
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.